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Terms and conditions apply. This offer of randomly generated temptations does not constitute an offer. This smallprint does not necessarily substantiate or invalidate preceding, subsequent, or consequent smallprint. Please note that any misleading or technically incorrect information is provided purely for financial advantage and/or legal purposes. Temptations are by nature iniquitous, offensive to the pure in mind, and are not intended to constitute lifestyle advice. Giving in to temptation can lose you some or all of your money, dignity, health, peace of mind, medical integrity, job, friends, spouse(s), the love, trust and loyalty of your pets, ability to visit public places including bars, capacity to relocate abroad in dire emergencies etc. Some of the temptations presented in the Book of Temptations are of extreme lubricity and/or have a highr realpolitik content. This makes them more risky than other more conventional and more commonly available temptations involving, say, cream buns (though we unreservedly reserve the right to offer temptations including buns involving, inter alia, cream). Please seek independent ethical advice if necessary.