Book of Temptations

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In this one book, you get:

* 10,097 temptations, 10,097 poems, 10,097 memories, 10,097 whispers from the Void, 10,097 stories to change your life, plus change from £12

* Everything you need to understand your life - and plot a sneakier, better one

* Everything women need to understand the male mind or mind-like substance

* Power to effortlessly impress beautiful women

* The entire human unconscious, in one handy volume

* The utterly scurrilous No. 5507, included at no extra charge

Not just a glamour book
Live action photography by Sue Craske. Erato, Thalia and Urania’s hair styled by Sue Craske.

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Book details

Size: 9”x 6” (228x152 in the measurements of the Reich)
No. of pages: 212
Dry weight: 11oz (250g)
No. of discreet, specific temptations: 10,097
Secret bonus chapter: Yes
Funload quotient: Stress tested to exceed maximum tolerances
You must be: minimum 3’ 9” to go on this ride
Author: P D Clark
Design: Mike Lee
Je ne sais qua quotient: Ca va
Price: UK £11.97 (for overseas purchases, choose the Trafford button below)

Rely on our platinum-bottomed, 6-month guarantee

We want you to love and treasure your copy or copies of the Book of Temptations, unless, of course, you’re humourless. Even then we want you to be happy, to the best of your ability. That’s why, if you’re not utterly delighted within reason for any reason, you can return the book to us in good condition at any time within 180 days of purchase for a full and frank refund. Just email us at temptme@bookoftemptations.com for return details.

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It’s simple to purchase your copy of the Book of Temptations:

• UK ORDERS ONLINE: If ordering from the UK, please click on the button below to go to our PayPal checkout. You enjoy all the usual PayPal megasecurity. Please allow up to 10 days for delivery, though it should be quicker.

• UK shipping: £1.50

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• AMAZON ORDERS: You can also order through Amazon, though this may take longer and cost a little more in the UK (don’t ask).

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