Book of Temptations
My Daily
Temptation


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Look how much is coming your way

In this one book, you get:

* 10,097 temptations, 10,097 poems, 10,097 memories, 10,097 whispers from the Void, 10,097 stories to change your life, plus change from £12

* Everything you need to understand your life - and plot a sneakier, better one

* Everything women need to understand the male mind or mind-like substance

* Power to effortlessly impress beautiful women

* The entire human unconscious, in one handy volume

* The utterly scurrilous No. 5507, included at no extra charge

 

 

Not just a glamour book
Live action photography by Sue Craske. Erato, Thalia and Urania’s hair styled by Sue Craske.

In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actresses and otherwise plastic persons appearing in any visual depiction of gratuitous stimulative content displayed on this website were at least eighteen (18) years of age at the time such depictions were created.

Book details

Size: 9”x 6” (228x152 in the measurements of the Reich)
No. of pages: 212
Dry weight: 11oz (250g)
No. of discreet, specific temptations: 10,097
Secret bonus chapter: Yes
Funload quotient: Stress tested to exceed maximum tolerances
You must be: minimum 3’ 9” to go on this ride
Author: P D Clark
Design: Mike Lee
Je ne sais qua quotient: Ca va
Price: UK £11.97 (for overseas purchases, choose the Trafford button below)


Rely on our platinum-bottomed, 6-month guarantee

We want you to love and treasure your copy or copies of the Book of Temptations, unless, of course, you’re humourless. Even then we want you to be happy, to the best of your ability. That’s why, if you’re not utterly delighted within reason for any reason, you can return the book to us in good condition at any time within 180 days of purchase for a full and frank refund. Just email us at temptme@bookoftemptations.com for return details.

 

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