What Every Man ReallyWants

Inside this book, owners of the controversial Y chromosome and their handlers will find everything they’ve always wanted. In fact, you are about To go on a journey of ecstasy from which you might never return (No. 853).

Get ready To receive the traditional bedroom greeting from Lucia, Queen of Light, after being awarded your prize (No. 8770). Gird yourself for A free robotic mount (No. 8195), perhaps with some Special unauthorised handling (No. 8269). Sign up for an (accompanied) Monstrous expedition into the exotic (No. 8305) with some Below-the-waist dreams (No. 8309), perhaps in the company of Seven sisters in the summerhouse (No. 8281) or Saba and her equally beautiful mother (No. 8300). Visit Yelping bikini beaches (No. 8306) where you’ll enjoy a little Vivid praise from Pamela and her posse (No. 8304), or Disappear into the dawn if you have dreams enough to share (No. 8301).

You’ll certainly find plenty of Appropriate divergence from the norm (No. 8298), perhaps with a touch of Discipline on the cheap (No. 9296). Who knows? You might even get Jane inviting you to join in, as she dons her mask and scuba gear (No. 8299). And what a tiny selection that is, from your 10,097 top temptations!

You deserve it. It’s all here. And now, it’s all yours.